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DON'T ASK QUESTIONSMe: Is it Wednesday today? Dad: All day... ... Little Boy: Dad, can you put my shirt on? Dad: No, it doesn't fit me. ... Me Shall Iput the kettle on? Dad: You think it will suit you? ... When rubbing your eye Dad: What's up?" Me: "There's something in my eye" Dad: "Yeah, it's your finger" ... Me: Can you make me a cup of coffee/tea? Dad: Waves his hands over your head and says 'Poof! You are now a cup of coffee/tea!' ... Me: Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere! ... Me: How Long's Dinner? Dad: ... about 9 inches.. ... Me: Hi there, is Monica around? Dad: No, she's more of an oblong shape... ... Me: What's on the TV? Dad: Just some dust. ... Me: Can I have 50 bucks? Dad: Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for? ... Me: How is that water? Dad: Wet. ... Me: Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on. ... |