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AT THE DINNER TABLEWhen asking to pass the pepper or salt, Dad will move as though to pass it, then continue his arm in a circle, returning the aforementioned condiment to its original resting place. So the salt has gone past you. ... When Dad drops a pea off of his plate 'oh dear I've pee'd on the table!' ... Me: I feel like a sandwich Dad: Funny, you don't look like one.... ... When eating mushrooms Dad will always make a remark about how he'd like to eat more but he doesn't have mush room. ... "Do you want some food to go with your gravy?" ... After a large meal Dad says, "Well that was nice, what's for dinner?" ... Me: Please may I leave the table? Dad: And where are you going to leave it? ... After a meal Dad says, 'good thing we ate when we did, because I'm not a bit hungry now!' ... |