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AT THE DINNER TABLE


When asking to pass the pepper or salt, Dad will move as though to pass it, then continue his arm in a circle, returning the aforementioned condiment to its original resting place. So the salt has gone past you.

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When Dad drops a pea off of his plate 'oh dear I've pee'd on the table!'

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Me: I feel like a sandwich
Dad: Funny, you don't look like one....

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When eating mushrooms Dad will always make a remark about how he'd like to eat more but he doesn't have mush room.



"Do you want some food to go with your gravy?"

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After a large meal Dad says, "Well that was nice, what's for dinner?"

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Me: Please may I leave the table?
Dad: And where are you going to leave it?

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After a meal Dad says, 'good thing we ate when we did, because I'm not a bit hungry now!'

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