How do you catch a unique rabbit? You ‘neak up on him.
This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!
what the matayogi
nothing boo boo
dad: how do you call a dog with no legs?
dad: you can’t, it won’t come anyways
Marcus: I’m Full
Dad: That’s funny, I thought your name was Marcus.
P.S Everyone knows this joke!
DAD: Knock Knock
Me: Whose There
Me: Boo Who
Dad: Don’t cry it’s just a joke.
Driving past a cemetery.
Dad: I know something about this town that you don’t know.
Dad: The people in this town aren’t allowed to be buried in that cemetery.
Dad: Because they’re all still alive.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter
Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library – it’s got the most stories!