dad can we go to the baa haa mas. yeah sure let me get the sheep
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knock knock
Knock, knock ( who’s there) boo ( boo who) why are you crying it’s only a joke
dog
Dad: Where do you find a dog with no legs
You: I don’t know
Dad: right were you left it
Pushing rope
While watching a referee drag a rope through a sports field(setting up for a tug-o-war at some sort of field meet)
Me: What is he dragging that rope for?
Dad: Have you ever tried pushing rope?
‘Henway’
(Random conversation)
Me: Have you heard of that before?
Dad: Oh yeah! That’s just like a Henway!
Me: What’s a Henway?
Dad: About 2 to 3 pounds.
Irony
Irony…the opposite of wrinkly.
New release
Dad: Have you seen the movie constipation?
Child: No!
Dad: that’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
Salad jokes
when you eat ranch dressing do you feel like you are on a ranch?
when you eat Italian dressing, do you feel like you are in Italy?
Another Salad Joke
lettuce live in peace
Life
when life gives you lemons what do you do? You make sour stuff.