dad can we go to the baa haa mas. yeah sure let me get the sheep
Knock, knock ( who’s there) boo ( boo who) why are you crying it’s only a joke
Dad: Where do you find a dog with no legs
You: I don’t know
Dad: right were you left it
While watching a referee drag a rope through a sports field(setting up for a tug-o-war at some sort of field meet)
Me: What is he dragging that rope for?
Dad: Have you ever tried pushing rope?
Me: Have you heard of that before?
Dad: Oh yeah! That’s just like a Henway!
Me: What’s a Henway?
Dad: About 2 to 3 pounds.
Irony…the opposite of wrinkly.
Dad: Have you seen the movie constipation?
Dad: that’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
when you eat ranch dressing do you feel like you are on a ranch?
when you eat Italian dressing, do you feel like you are in Italy?
lettuce live in peace
when life gives you lemons what do you do? You make sour stuff.